Mr and Mrs Russel Brand
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
my seventh husband
Dear Russel,
Remember that time we punched that owl in the stomach? A sweet moment. You are a sweet guy. Also you are the biggest whore I have ever met. I like you because you get around more than I do. I know you are not capable of fidelity, I think now is the time to tell you that Paolo and I are getting back together. I hope I haven't hurt your ego too badly.
(Not really) yours,
Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand.
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