
Michael Cera wouldn't come see Lamb of God with me last night.
* RELATIONSHIP FAIL*
Dear Friend, My maiden name is Jasmine Anstee. These are the stories of the loves of my life. I probably love you too. Most likely yours, Jasmine Anstee
Dear Michael,
Thanks for going steady with me. We are a cute couple. I really like you a lot. I like that you’re nerd hot. I like that you always play the same awkward character in every film you’re in. I like that you have a little face and a big nose. I like the soundtracks to all your movies. I like how you smile while you’re talking. I like a lot of things about you. What do you like about me?
Love Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-PeƱate-Phinnessee-Cera.