Monday, May 10, 2010

my twenty second husband

Dear Alan,

I am glad you have welcomed me into your wolf pack. I can’t wait to grow old together and have a baby Carlos of our own. He will be the biggest Jonas Brothers fan in the world. In fact why don’t we have three and change our last name to Jonas? That would be classic!

Ok so I looked it up. You can stop asking me now. The next Halley’s Comet is predicted for 28 July 2061. So yeah it isn’t tonight like I said last night.

Whatever our name is I will always be proud to call myself Mrs Fat Jesus.

Love Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-PeƱate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Mars-Rock-Weir-Garner.