my twenty fourth husband

Mr and Mrs Kenickie from Grease

my twenty fourth husband

Dear Kenickie,

I pretty much fall in love with anyone who plays you. I think it’s something to do with the bad boy attitude. When I was little I thought you were way hotter than Danny, my cousins begged to differ. Now that I am grown up, all my friends agree with me. See our High School drama production of Grease as evidence, after the performances every single female audience member had a thing for our Kenickie (Sorry Henry but it’s true).

Forget about Rizzo, 2010 is all about Jasmine and Kenickie.

So Kenickie, can I ride with you?

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Carter-Rock-Garner-Hummel-Kenickie.

my twenty third husband

Mr and Mrs Kurt Hummel from Glee.

my twenty third husband

Dear Kurt,

You have the voice of an angel. I promised myself I would not fall in love with anymore gay men… and then I met you. I love you for your great charisma, your immense talent, your loyalty to your friends, your strength of character and bravery, your great sense of humour, your individuality and your interior decorating skills. I know you like men but I have often thought of myself as a gay man trapped inside a straight woman’s body. So besides that small inconvenience, I feel that we are a great romantic match. Hopefully you will grow to love me for my big hair, my love of sparkles and bows, my iPhone iffy, my passion for Grease, my enjoyment for singing and my infidelity (I don’t mind if you sleep with other men also). If you require all romantic interests to be members of the Glee Club, I am willing to join.

Yours unfortunately without a penis,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Carter-Rock-Garner-Hummel.