Mr and Mrs Callum Hann
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Sunday, August 1, 2010
my twenty-eighth husband
Dear Callum from Masterchef,
You are so cute in comparison to all your fellow competitors. I have always believed I would do well on Masterchef, despite my lack of technique or skill. Imagine if I had entered, we would have been a celebrity chef couple and starred in a television show called “Callum and Jasmine: Breakfast in Bed”. I don’t mean to impress you but I make a pretty mean vegemite toast. No one can quite master the butter to vegemite ratio like I can.
See you in bed,
Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Mars-Rock-Weir-Garner-Hummel-Carter-Gaga-Tim-Hann.
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