my twenty first husband

Mr and Mrs American figure skater Johnny Weir!

my twenty first husband

Dear Johnny,

I love a man that can throw me in the air. I first knew I was in love with you when I saw your figure skating routine to Bad Romance. I am HUGE fan of Lady Gaga. Clearly our mutual love of Gaga means we are meant to be together forever. Also you wear sparkly outfits. I like that in a man. In fact I like that in almost anything. I can see our relationship lasting a lifetime; we have so much in common.

Love and Sparkles,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Mars-Rock-Weir

my twenty first husband

Just hanging out with American figure skater, ranked fourth in the world, Johnny Weir. I love him.