Mr and Mrs Aaron Carter (circa 1997-2000)
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Sunday, July 11, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
my twenty fifth husband
Dear Aaron Carter (circa 1997-2000),
Due to the current overload of Bieber Fever I have been reminiscing over my childhood crushes and it seems you were my most dramatic. My best friend, December and I didn’t speak for a whole week in grade two because of a fight over which one of us was going to marry you. It seems I have won. TAKE THAT DECEMBER!
Yours preadolescently,
Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Mars-Rock-weir-Garner-Hummel-Kenickie-Carter.
PS. Both, you and your brother are hideous now. What a shame, you had such great potential.
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