Dear Josh,
I like to stalk you online. I don't mind that you look like Benjamin Button. You can make me dinner anytime. I'm really sorry you got kicked off masterchef. At least you have the apron to remember it by and the sweet sweet memory of cooking for Matt Preston.
I will love you long after our union is annulled.
Yours without your permission,
Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas.
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