Sunday, March 29, 2009

my sixth husband

Dear Paolo,

I am sorry that your relationship with Terri Brogan didn't work out. However look what you have gained. Me. I like your friends, especially the one that peed on your face and old mate in his undies, good times good times. My fondest memories of you and I are the lazy days we spend together in Paisley (via google maps & google images). I hope to sing more jungle book songs with you in the future.

Yours truly, madly, deeply,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini.

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