Tuesday, October 20, 2009

my tenth husband

Dear Jack,

I usually don't like pretty boys but I like the way you do it. I don't really like hats but when you wear them, I do. I don't like the colourful outfits compiled by gay boys but when you wear them, I do. I don't really like facial hair but it suits you so I do. I don't like hip hop music but when you're dancing to it, I do. I'm glad we got married and you said I do (even if someone "mysteriously" slipped you a rufie and you have no memory of it).

Yours creepily and suspiciously,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate.

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