Dear Jack,
We have divided your band amongst our friends and of which I have been assigned you. Well actually there are two of us fighting for you but as long as you like girls, I win.
It was love at first sight. Well honestly I discovered my love for you on a crazy night of internet stalking. So really it was love at first stalk. We have had some good moments, like that time we danced under the stars to my favourite album, yours. I wish there weren’t oceans keeping us apart. I know you wish the same. One time I almost went to see Edwin DJ at Neverland, just so I could feel closer to you.
Yours stalkily,
Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan.
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