Thursday, March 18, 2010

my twentieth husband

Dear DJ Lance,
The first time I saw you take off your hat, I blushed. ;)
I live by your motto “dancing and listening to music is… AWESOME!!!”. You’re an amazing dancer. You have a kind of talent that not even my years of dance experience can achieve. I hope one day when you’re not so busy playing with dolls, you will teach me some of your moves. I know that you give away a few of your secrets when you do the “DJ Lance Dance”; however I know you are keeping the good stuff to yourself (like that leg kick). I don’t mean to make you feel like I only married you for your moves but what’s yours is mine now, so give it up!
Thanks,
From Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Mars-Rock.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

my nineteenth husband

Dear Thomas,

I was not expecting to see sparks last night, but the moment you spoke I forgot all about your resemblance to my uncle.

It was such an amazing show. One of the best I have seen. I danced like a maniac when you played ‘Consolation Prizes’, it’s one of my favourites. Oh and I should probably apologise for groping you on stage. I couldn’t control myself. And I’m sorry I touched your pants. I don’t usually act that way, so I guess it’s your own fault and I take back my apology. And actually, I’m not sorry away. I enjoyed it.

You have made my life complete.

Yours still in shock and satisfaction,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Mars.

PS. Next time you’re in Brisbane can you please play Rally.