Tuesday, March 2, 2010

my nineteenth husband

Dear Thomas,

I was not expecting to see sparks last night, but the moment you spoke I forgot all about your resemblance to my uncle.

It was such an amazing show. One of the best I have seen. I danced like a maniac when you played ‘Consolation Prizes’, it’s one of my favourites. Oh and I should probably apologise for groping you on stage. I couldn’t control myself. And I’m sorry I touched your pants. I don’t usually act that way, so I guess it’s your own fault and I take back my apology. And actually, I’m not sorry away. I enjoyed it.

You have made my life complete.

Yours still in shock and satisfaction,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-PeƱate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Mars.

PS. Next time you’re in Brisbane can you please play Rally.

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