Dear Kurt,
You have the voice of an angel. I promised myself I would not fall in love with anymore gay men… and then I met you. I love you for your great charisma, your immense talent, your loyalty to your friends, your strength of character and bravery, your great sense of humour, your individuality and your interior decorating skills. I know you like men but I have often thought of myself as a gay man trapped inside a straight woman’s body. So besides that small inconvenience, I feel that we are a great romantic match. Hopefully you will grow to love me for my big hair, my love of sparkles and bows, my iPhone iffy, my passion for Grease, my enjoyment for singing and my infidelity (I don’t mind if you sleep with other men also). If you require all romantic interests to be members of the Glee Club, I am willing to join.
Yours unfortunately without a penis,
Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass-Bevan-Carter-Rock-Garner-Hummel.
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