my thirty-second husband

Dear Ash,

Do you believe in love at first sight? Well you should because we are proof that it exists. I found out your name long after our bond was formed. The first time I saw you, you were at the bottom of my tumblr dashboard, I romantically scrolled down towards you and there you were gazing at me and only me. I waited for you to find me, but it must have too hard. I’ve tried googling “girls with curly hair” before and there are way too many photos of Disney channel stars and not enough of me. I resorted to googling “male models with tattoos” and that’s where I found you “Ash Stymest” born 31^st July 1991. The internet has guided us into a strong and healthy relationship. Who needs dating sites when you’ve got tumblr?

Internet you later,

Jasmine…

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