my seventeenth husband

Mr and Mrs Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl

my seventeenth husband

Dear Chuck,

I recently went on a family holiday to a beautiful beachside town. We swam in the crystal clear waters, we shopped at all the boutiques and we ate buffet style meals every single day. It was HELL ON EARTH! The only reason I did not hang myself was because of your bow ties and your company via television screen. I do not think you, Chuck Bass, wear too much purple. I would say just the perfect amount. I would like to thank you, Chuck Bass, for spending so much time with me and apologise for all the terrible things I have said about the actor that portrays you. It is not his fault that he radiates joy.

I look forward to spending more quality time with you, Chuck Bass, during season three and listening to you say your name over and over and over.

Chuck Bass, I will love you until someone better comes along,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio-Bass

my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth and sixteenth husbands

i love my husbands's new song, and film clip, they just brightened my afternoon.

my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth and sixteenth husbands

Mr and Mrs Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend.

Mr and Mrs Rostam Batmanglij,

Mr and Mrs Chris Tomson and

Mr and Mrs Chris Baio.

my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth and sixteenth husbands

Dear Vampire Weekend,

The other day I was sitting at home. Alone. Bored out of my mind. You know, the usual. And what was that there on the television? An interview with no other than your-handsome-selves! After watching it 8 or 9 times I realised that I couldn't wait to watch it again. This could mean only one thing, I am in love with you all. Desperately, there could be no one else for me but you, we are soul mates, love love love, eternally yours, ALL OF US FOREVER. Well, all but you almost bald one, to be honest, I only like you as a friend. Ezra Koenig, Chris Tomson, Rostam Batmanglij and Chr... Chris Baio. That is a list of Vampire Weekend in order... order of preference.

With varying amounts of love,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio