my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth and sixteenth husbands

Dear Vampire Weekend,

The other day I was sitting at home. Alone. Bored out of my mind. You know, the usual. And what was that there on the television? An interview with no other than your-handsome-selves! After watching it 8 or 9 times I realised that I couldn't wait to watch it again. This could mean only one thing, I am in love with you all. Desperately, there could be no one else for me but you, we are soul mates, love love love, eternally yours, ALL OF US FOREVER. Well, all but you almost bald one, to be honest, I only like you as a friend. Ezra Koenig, Chris Tomson, Rostam Batmanglij and Chr... Chris Baio. That is a list of Vampire Weekend in order... order of preference.

With varying amounts of love,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio