It's Valentine's Day

You help make me who I am.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

The day is still young, don't let me down.

I love you baby.

Where is my gift?

I will kill you.

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My Valentine’s Letter

Hey Mikey/ Mikey/ Adam/ Benny/ Jamie/ Paolo/ Rusty/ Eddy/ Joshy/ Jacky/ Snakey/ Mikey/ Ezra-Pezra, Chrissy, Rostamy, Chrissy/ Chucky baby!

You are the love of my life. I promise I will stop marrying other people really soon. I am forever yours. It is almost St Valentine’s Day, only one week away. I hope you know me well enough to give me the following gift without me needing to prompt you.

• Chuck Bass = A romantic trip to Paris.
• Vampire Weekend = lets make out (chris baio keep your hands to yourself).
• Michael Cera = A mix tape of songs that remind you of me.
• Snake Eyes = Your face to be hidden from public view.
• Jack Peñate = Make me some music designed specifically for baking.
• Josh Thomas = A home cooked meal (but don't bring your boyfriend, that would make things awkward).
• Ed MacFarlane = A night of you and I dancing.
• Russell Brand = The answer to this question is all I am after. What brand of hair product you use? Oh actually can you introduce me to Macaulay Culkin? arr Mac.
• Paolo Nutini = Tell me you love me as much as I love you.
• Jamie T, Ben Kweller & Adam Green = An all ages show dedicated to me next time your in Brisbane, Australia.
• Michael Jackson = Your reincarnation or resurrection.
• Michael Jacket = Just your name. That is all I want from you.

All my love,

Your wife/cheating whore of a partner, Jasmine.

my second husband

Mr and Mrs Michael Jackson

my second husband

Dear Michael,

As issues between me and my first husband became problematic (such as distance, age and not knowing his name or anything about him) you were there as a shoulder to cry on. I don't care that people call you Wacko Jacko to me you are only a man that can dance well. I like that you can wear leotards and get away with it, that is why I will always love you.

You rock my world,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson.