It's Valentine's Day

You help make me who I am.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

The day is still young, don't let me down.

I love you baby.

Where is my gift?

I will kill you.

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My Valentine’s Letter

Hey Mikey/ Mikey/ Adam/ Benny/ Jamie/ Paolo/ Rusty/ Eddy/ Joshy/ Jacky/ Snakey/ Mikey/ Ezra-Pezra, Chrissy, Rostamy, Chrissy/ Chucky baby!

You are the love of my life. I promise I will stop marrying other people really soon. I am forever yours. It is almost St Valentine’s Day, only one week away. I hope you know me well enough to give me the following gift without me needing to prompt you.

• Chuck Bass = A romantic trip to Paris.
• Vampire Weekend = lets make out (chris baio keep your hands to yourself).
• Michael Cera = A mix tape of songs that remind you of me.
• Snake Eyes = Your face to be hidden from public view.
• Jack Peñate = Make me some music designed specifically for baking.
• Josh Thomas = A home cooked meal (but don't bring your boyfriend, that would make things awkward).
• Ed MacFarlane = A night of you and I dancing.
• Russell Brand = The answer to this question is all I am after. What brand of hair product you use? Oh actually can you introduce me to Macaulay Culkin? arr Mac.
• Paolo Nutini = Tell me you love me as much as I love you.
• Jamie T, Ben Kweller & Adam Green = An all ages show dedicated to me next time your in Brisbane, Australia.
• Michael Jackson = Your reincarnation or resurrection.
• Michael Jacket = Just your name. That is all I want from you.

All my love,

Your wife/cheating whore of a partner, Jasmine.

my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth and sixteenth husbands

i love my husbands's new song, and film clip, they just brightened my afternoon.

my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth and sixteenth husbands

Mr and Mrs Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend.

Mr and Mrs Rostam Batmanglij,

Mr and Mrs Chris Tomson and

Mr and Mrs Chris Baio.

my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth and sixteenth husbands

Dear Vampire Weekend,

The other day I was sitting at home. Alone. Bored out of my mind. You know, the usual. And what was that there on the television? An interview with no other than your-handsome-selves! After watching it 8 or 9 times I realised that I couldn't wait to watch it again. This could mean only one thing, I am in love with you all. Desperately, there could be no one else for me but you, we are soul mates, love love love, eternally yours, ALL OF US FOREVER. Well, all but you almost bald one, to be honest, I only like you as a friend. Ezra Koenig, Chris Tomson, Rostam Batmanglij and Chr... Chris Baio. That is a list of Vampire Weekend in order... order of preference.

With varying amounts of love,

Jasmine Jacket-Jackson-Green-Kweller-T-Nutini-Brand-MacFarlane-Thomas-Peñate-Phinnessee-Cera-Koenig-Tomson-Batmanglij-Baio